I honestly don’t know whether to laugh, cry, shake my head, or throw up my hands. Coffee Stain Studios is at again, release GoatZ, the latest expansion to Goat Simulator in just two days. First, it was the Goat MMO, now this? WHEN WILL THE SNARK END! (Please don’t let the snark end..)
That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*
-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?
GoatZ will be released on May 7th on Steam as a DLC for Windows, Mac and Linux and will cost $4.99. It’ll also be released the same day as a seperate app on iOS and Android for the same price.